Does this post seem a little late? Have you been anxious to find out what were the other games were good enough to make my list? Well you can blame mother nature. I love snow. It’s beautiful, causes me to miss classes, makes football even better and allows me to make friends that are made out of 3 balls and a carrot. But when it fucks with my power… oh.. IT’S ON!

Never knew how much sanity you lose when your in a dark room for hours at end, alone, with the only light source being the flickering light of your cell phone. But then again.. I didn’t have much to lose in the first place!

So I guess you think I’m ready to write about 4 posts to make up for lost time! Oh the contrary… im gonna make 1 lame ass post which summarizes the greatness I had planned. Dont like it? Take it up with mother nature. She is normally found at 1-800-fuck-you.

But here is a list of games that were amazing this year:

Halo: Reach

If you know me whatsoever… you knew this was coming. Bungie’s last Halo game was their best.

Alan Wake

You get to use light as a weapon! What’s better than that?? A great story! What this has both!?!? Badass. Just dont mention the lip syncing… it’s not pretty.

GT5

This is a tough one. It truly is an amazing racing simulator but its gameplay has a lot of room for improvement. Look forward to a rant about this one in the coming weeks from me.

NBA 2k11

Me playing Basketball?! Must be a good game then… and yes it is. Presentation is near perfect and players act as they would on court. 

Battlefield Bad Company 2

What has huge maps, Great multiplayer, Great sound,  Vehicles, free dlc, and overall a great game, better than COD, better than COD, better than COD, oh and did i mention.. better than COD? Thats right, this game.

Games that dont make the list:

COD: BO.

Sorry COD fans. The game is alright. It’s not great. It’s more of the same old stuff we have been getting every year for the past 5. Stop making us buy this game every year!

Fable 3

I love the previous 2. I just need to play this game more. So many great games came out this year.. i just need to give this game some love. Im sure I will enjoy it.

God of War III

Probably the same reason as Fable 3. But I do feel that its not as great as people have it cracked up to be. Kratos isnt likable anymore. He has turned into a character you almost hate. You’re a dick Kratos. You dont have to kill every single god. Except Aphrodite.. he fucks the shit out of her.

Well thats about it. Yeah, i know. It’s dull, boring and predictable… but at least its worth reading :)

Thanks everyone who has been reading and will continue to read the shit that I write. It really means a lot. 

As I write this, I’m slowly turning into a human icicle. It’s freezing in here. Please excuse my lack of hotness for today. It will be back soon.

So lets cut to the chase… one of the best games of 2010 without a doubt belongs to Bethesda’s Fallout: New Vegas. Sure it may be basically the same game as Fallout 3 with a few bonuses and a Hardcore mode that will test your survival skills. It may have bugs and glitches out the ass, but it is still one damn good game that will consume you life… and i handed the game my life and said “Take it.. you deserve it more than anyone else.”

But what really sets the game apart from the rest is the fact that it feels like your in a living breathing world. So what is in a living breathing world? Dumbass bitches! 

Yea. they are in the game and as in real life.. they are everywhere. One great example is at the beginning of the game when you are suppose to defend the town from a some gang members that are harassing the town. You can try to build up an army by trying to persuade people of the town that you need their help and all the good stuff.

Well I talked to Trudy, The sweet bartender/mayor. My speech skills suck so she said no along with every other selfish asshole of the town. Fuckers. Well anyways.. looked as if i was going to ride this one out solo.

I got my shit together and went off to meet the gangers and shoot their brains out. Well as I was about to meet them.. I see this dumbass bitch, Trudy, running at them with what looked to be a spatula. Needless to say the bitch got raped. Where the hell am I suppose to buy my booze from now?!?! In short… I killed everyone and to honor her death… I took all her shit and ran away.

Lesson learned?

Dumb ass bitches: they are everywhere.

Wondering where my second favorite game of the year? Well you’re gonna have to wait another day. Busy day today. I know.. I know… how else could you possibly waste your life besides reading my blog?

Hopefully.. nothing. See you tomorrow faithfuls. 

Looking for an entertaining post with clever puns? Funny images? A rant thats bound to start a revolution? Well sadly you will find none of those in today’s post.

So what are you being treated to? Funny you must ask that. Because I give to you, what I give best! Anal?! NO! why would you ever think that!?

Vijideo GAMES!!!

2010 has already come and gone.. and its time to reflect on my favorite games of 2010. For the next few days..  I will be reflecting on a game a day. Enjoy!

(No particular order)

Today’s game:

Mass Effect 2

Easily one of the best games of the year! Why? Was it the awesome storyline? The great graphics? The choices you could make throughout the game that would determine the outcome? Noooope… because you could choose to seduce one of the characters in the game and then bang them. (sadly no good alien choices this time because we all know sex with blue people is amazing!)

So anyways.. you have three choices:

Miranda, the sexy Cerberus Officer with an amazing ass.

Jack, the Subject 0 mental killing machine with a shaved head and an attitude problem.

Orr the robot chick that no one gives a shit about.

So who do you think I chose?

How did you know?

Tune in Tomorrow for more Video Games! If that doesn’t get you coming back.. I dont know what will! (Thats what she said!)

Dreams. We all have them. Some are perceived as nice dreams and the shitty ones as Nightmares.

But the nightmares arent the ones you should be afraid of. It’s those nice ones… the ones where you think they might actually come true. But thats not the case. In reality, your dreams were fucking with you!

This never happens!!

Dreams are just ways for your subconscious to your hopes up and then laugh at you when the complete opposite happens!

Keep laughing subconscious… keep laughing.

Dreams: never trust em.

You just lost the… OH never mind. That’s about 10 years too old. 

maybe this one?

Not quite… 

But the game the majority of you people out there play. Without me going into much detail, you know what im talking about. You like someone and you try to fuck their mind! Yeah, everyone has their style.. sure… fair enough. But the game is more than just a style its a a new revolution. 9/10 people play it and has anyone stopped to think about how stupid it is?! No. They hear their friends talk about it an they think “hey.. great idea.. ignore them.” Ding ding ding.. you’re retarded.

So come on people.. let’s kill off this stupid fucking game like we killed off the “You just lost the…” game. Learn to suck it up, gain some courage and say shit the way you feel. You will feel much better when you do.

One small step…

You may be thinking to yourself.. “Oh awesome.. he is back and better than ever.” You may be thinking “OMG… this is gonna be orgasmic!”
You may also be thinking “What amazing stories will he have for us!?”

Well rest assured, this will be nothing like that. This will just be a note telling you to not lose all hope on me taking over the world. I will be back and i will make some kickass posts for you to go crazy over and praise me with amazing gifts. (Be creative in the gifts guys or gals :D )

Oh and no awesome pic for you guys today. My laziness wins today! 

Miss me?! Well… I didnt miss you that much either!

Classes have started up again. Taking me away from you and enslaving my soul and happiness. So now have I turned into an emo… writing on his blog about how much he hates his life?

Nah… Too emo.

Thats much more like it. Gaze into that face. Get lost in the awesomeness.

So Disturb’s new album came out recently and I must say that I’m loving it just as much as I love the cover.

Just another small step towards World Domination! :)

So it’s the last weekend before classes start again and I have been trying to make the best of it. Kevin’s going away party was a success and he will be missed greatly. 

 

Dont have too much fun in SC!

Yesterday saw Piranha 3D after having a terrible experience at Dave & Busters. I should NEVER have to wait 20 mins for a refill and my check. If any of you reading this are a server… take note: you will never get a tip if i get my food faster than my drink. Dont even expect a smile from me.

But as for Piranha. It was another movie that was better than expected. 3D boobs never hurt. One thing that this movie did well though was the gore. Oh dear god.. did they put gore in this movie.

 Not this Kind.

The gore in this movie was far better than my masterpiece that took me a min in paint to do. It was over the top yet very well done. It was so bad i was sitting there squinting my eyes going “oh my… oh myyy.. ohhhhh myyyyyy godddd” (no.. not singing OMG”

So for that.. I have to say i enjoyed the movie. I actually jumped a few times so I sadly have to say i would recommend this movie if you want to see a new movie this week and want to see some blood.   

Are you ready for the most badass update ever?!!? Well sadly you will need to wait a little while longer. But what I can give you now is… Hope. Hope that someday it will come in its magical aura of awesomeness. It will come one day, my faithful followers… it will come. 

Two movies this weekend. Scott Pilgrim and The Expendables.

Scott Pilgrim:

The movie was surprisingly good. I’ve been doing a lot of hating on this movie due to how corny the previews were… and it was still corny but enjoyable. One thing that I will never like is how wimpy he is.

Look at that! I think even Nick has more manlyness to him! (Oh its a joke, Nick! Dont get your panties in a bunch!)

Btw she’s hot. Just pointing it out. I know some of you are thinking it!

The other movie was The expendables:

Manly man movie made with awesome fight scenes, funny macho humor and some bad acting here and there. But it was enjoyable and totally manly. 

Well work tomorrow. See you soon my faithfuls. 1 more small step towards world domination!